Prof. but was still saying no one was more to listen: we were all busy making folders, anxiously. There were those who had already prepared that pricked up his ears to hear the bell and even those who moved to the nearest banks the door, ready to shoot. -Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! - The bell rang and a bunch of crazed buffalo broke down the door to get out of it piling up.
It was the last time: it was still missing two, those of Professor Ruffo in the gym. It was early June and it was hot, very hot, the air of holiday you could already breathe in high school Cubes Vicenza: the mood was quite relaxed, all smiling at the thought that soon would begin their summer holidays and in any case the lessons were gradually diminishing complexity.
I do not like the other courses in the gym: I went walking not too much of a hurry with my mates said Zoppillo Matteo Zoppi, Diego Gaspar and Veneta, whose surname inspired a lot of puns to prof. Gotthard geography.
hide a smile a bit 'behind our mocking imitation indifferent expression, in fact, that day we had concocted something: water balloon!
proceeded talking about this and that, without mentioning the water balloon, but not really thought of that, you could tell by listening to our conversations, disjointed and silly, nobody thought too much about what he was saying, simply leaving out random words .
Once in the locker room, I opened the backpack and pulling out the clothes came out well water balloon. They stared a moment, absorbed, after which I turned to crippled than even he stared thoughtfully bag. A sly smile I broke into her face without me realizing it, but he said: "No no, after the ..." in a voice very little conviction, was visibly anxious to have fun.
"Come on ... there Zoppi Diego in the bathroom, how can we miss such an occasion? Just pull him into a head while pissing! Just to laugh a little, 'come on ... "
His thoughts were read in the face, until finally succumbed:" ... let's do it! "
a water balloon filled with water but with the rush to tie it exploded on me , to hold back her laughter. The second one succeeded perfectly: I went into the bathroom next to the one in which there was Diego and after calibrated the force with which to launch a water balloon, I had a shot for a spoon so that it passes through the hole at the top of the wall and struck Diego. Caught in the middle! Running away, laughing like fools with the curses of Diego that rang around the locker room.
We went to the gym, we had our feet wet because the water balloon failed but nothing more. We sat on the floor, alongside Gaspar to which recounts the scene: we were so taken by the story that we did not even realize that there same professor calling for silence. Just finished telling, Diego went wet and dripping from head to toe, with an expression on his face really scary. Everyone laughed a bit ', but I Gaspare Zoppi and we were literally choking with laughter and laughed uproariously for five minutes. When we calmed down we were all totally numb the abdominal and whenever we happened to look Diego, we were tearing the ground with laughter as he angrily threatened us and insulted us.
The prof did not change at all! While the appeal was, he looked up from the register and put them on Diego could not help but giggle.
began heating: wet feet gave me a little 'discomfort and produced an irritating creak with every step, but see Diego wet, it was a considerable reward.
The lesson went on without anything special to happen: Diego dried quickly, as well as my feet and those of lameness, since, outside the sun was really hot, he continues to do exercises chatting. At one point
Zoppi is enchanted watching the entrance to the gym and I turned to see what was so strange: I incantai too. The door was none other than the professor Gottardo: the tyrant of geography. Ruffo was looking for, but it was not in the gym, I do not know where he had gone. Diego looked at him and said: "You!" Snapping his fingers "What's your name? Come here! "
" I "asked Diego.
"A Holy Mother does not understand," she said impatiently, "But how the hell is your name?"
"Diego Veneta responded with air between him and the idiot
surprised" Eh Eh "let out a chuckle," but what is it? Maybe you're a girl? Eh eh, just in case you Veneto "his usual beat. "Oh well make yourself useful by and tell me where I went to the professor who's talking!"
Diego was quite fearful and innocently replied: "Well, I do not know the professor."
"Well sure! How can you know where your teacher? "He said with his annoying ironic then turned to Gwendolyn, the athlete of the class:" Come on, tell me where he went to the professor! "
" Er ... "
"My god but that class! Oh well I do not want to waste any more time with you! Goodbye. "And went mad.
Apart from the brief but unexpected appearance of Professor Gotthard, not anything interesting happened in those two hours.
When the time was running out, the professor told us to go to change and I, the lame, Diego Gaspar and catapult us into the locker room to prepare for another battle.
water balloon filled a lot and when we were ready, we walked away from each other as to form the sides and began to launch a water balloon hits a shot to happen to anyone, even the innocent helpless trying to change in peace. I took refuge in the bathroom, fatal error, because from behind the door I pulled my water balloon a bit 'blind then, finished the "ammunition", I waited, but Gaspar and Diego struck me from the baths by side and when I came out, soaked, I found lame was waiting for me grinning, with the last water balloon in hand.
I did just in time to exclaim, "Shit!" That I pulled him in the face.
"What the fuck, thanks guys! A coalition beautiful assholes! "I snapped.
The battle was over, we were soaked but there was something that made me happy at all, something that eluded me .. We were filling water balloon when other
Gaspar said, "Oh come on! Come on girls in the locker room? Let us make a better Here ..."- surprise! -
"Go! With the old "Diego replied enthusiastically.
"Go Go Go! Let's go! "I said with a evil grin on your face.
finished filling the last water balloon, we left the dressing room in training, we looked like a gang-American! In the hallway, we found our first prey "shotgun" the Baldissera, which ended the first ever change of all, we roared back for a while ', but we were very concentrated to achieve our goal: the women's dressing room! Bursting
without delay and when we saw and understood our intentions, began to scream, those cries that reached the ultrasound would have been unbearable except that we had a little present for them in Serbia. There was really a lot of confusion, we were soaked and started to "blast away": Some ran to take refuge in the bathroom, followed by Zoppi and Gaspar, others tried in vain to defend himself trying to escape the water balloon and others ran out of the locker room still in intimate. There would certainly be safe.
At one point a "OOH!" Covered all the yelling and noise and in the locker room fell dead silent. Ruffo was pretty angry that came with the following girls who had fled out-if only it was certainly enjoying the eye-I thought when I saw who had run out.
We saw right away.
"Oh shit!" I said.
another voice from behind felt awfully familiar: "But what ways are they? What's happening? "Emerged from the door he found the professor Gottardo Ruffo at the least appropriate.
I felt that I missed a shot to the heart, and I think for the other three were like the feeling. "Oh old man! We are in deep shit! "Said Diego.
"But are you?" I said softly with an ironic tone.
Ruffo was not my first concern, certainly would not have reacted well, but deep down we would have understood, and perhaps thinking of the scene would have made a few laughs, the biggest problem was Gottardo.
The thing that irritated me this whole thing was just not that Gottardo centered, it was just the wrong man at the wrong time. It almost seemed as unlikely a combination as you can see in some B movies or some pathetic story, especially since Gottardo probably twenty years of teaching, or what they were, should not have ever set foot in the school gym, or having spoken with the gym teachers. That one time that Gottardo decided to go to the gym to talk to the teacher of physical education was just when we were doing a water balloon! All this was absurd.
I watched him: I just would not, but according to my other fellow was more severe than they look ever seen. That Gotthard was severe there was no doubt but that proves it in his eyes there were many!
"Eh, eh," chuckled the first ever make fun of someone, coarsely ... were not even real laughter issued only those two sounds. "Eh, eh," said "Veneta! Were you able to find your locker room at last! "
Diego there was very bad, without words, but I, Gaspar Zoppi and we started to snigger. "What he was up here?" Continued Gottardo "Mamma mia what a mess!" His eyes were wide open, studying every corner of the locker room.
"We wanted to bathe with the water balloon!" complained one of our victims. Damn! I hate it when it intrudes a third explanation for me! What do you think to dry out and be quiet!
"What do you feel my ears?! So for now I leave you to deal with my colleague, but do not think it's over here as far as I'm concerned, "concluded Gottardo not wash their hands, but still have a way to make it pay in its field. So now we had a debt in geography virtually assured.
"Wait here and those who move the ex-ears!" Said Ruffo and led us to dismiss out of Gottardo. A few minutes passed
endless, during which the bell even rang, everyone had already finished to change and were ready to leave, but us who remained impaled in the middle of the locker room as four women idiots, with the horrible and humiliating uniform of high school. We all went close with a satisfied smile on his face, but only two of them seemed almost sorry to the idea of \u200b\u200bthe dire consequences that awaited us: Laura and Gwendolyn, who stopped in front of us, and the first said, "I'm sorry guys , but this time you've done it. Good luck! And tomorrow, if you're still alive. " That said, came together to mate. When the locker room emptied completely, Ruffo returned. He looked a bit 'harsh but I knew deep down that if she was laughing and we would said: "Come on guys do not do 'these things!" or even "But right now there was Gottardo had to do it?" and died there. Instead, he said, frowning hard and said, "Come on four of you come out!"
We went out, still wet, all in perfect silence, except that Diego was bound to have its say at the least suitable: "Yes, but we did not, however, by done anything that. " There he told the three of us quietly but the prof still heard him and blurted out "even though you are totally in trouble keep talking?! You are incredible! Now I will also include a peck! "
Thus was assigned yet another footnote to some innocent because the unfortunate comment of Diego.
arrived at the gym, Ruffo sat in the chair, pulled out a pen and looked at us. We were around the chair that we observed: "Give me twenty ups while I write the note then I will see what to do with you!"
the eighteenth decline Prof. Gaspare asked "Was there anyone else who was a water balloon with you?"
" Um ... no, but even if it is already gone, "answered by the last two downturns.
"Ok. I hope you understand that I punish you because you had to do a water balloon to school here but because you were not meant to be just sgam Gottardo, and I'll be good, while a possible accomplice who fled leaving you in the shit, I remove it, "he replied with a hint of pride.
-Well-thought-if you define good with us, giving us a note, twenty-ups and who knows what else as punishment, I wonder which one is "removed"! -
"Then you see what I could do ..." he said in a tone as calm as if there was a job to do but did not know where to start "well while I arranged the tools here in the gym and then ... let 's hear ... well, not that we taste test, do a dozen laps of the race and then go home, determined. "
In fact, a side note, I was not been too severe, because beyond the fact that it was a punishment, if you are in company, put the gym and run a little 'can also be enjoyable. It could go much worse: he could send the headmaster that he would be suspended. I have no grudge for Ruffo, I was just very annoyed that I had because of Diego caught a note. But the thing that irritated me more was Gottardo, which he had nothing to do in the whole thing, going to make it pay! But it was also true that more than put a spoke in the wheels could not do: he could not, for example, give us two of eight in a query but could still make us difficult questions. At the moment, I did not want to worry about. Budget of the school day: I made a huge dick at school with friends and while not having paid so dearly as I expected, I would not have repeated ever again!
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