Friday, May 28, 2010

Why Do Breasts Get Sore With A Ruptured Cyst

metalheads VS Tecktonik


"Hello Vezz"
"WelĂ  Beo," said James, taking off the headphones of the i-pod.
"Oh bad luck, you're not listening to your music fucking usual," said Patrick, as he passed his fingers through his hair lacquer.
"At least I do not go around with hair like a clown .." he replied promptly.
Patrick was in fact characterized by a very particular hairstyle and often visits clubs: that was good or bad weather, he wore his white-rimmed sunglasses, his hair seemed to defy gravity (it was common opinion that he had a spare life of cans of hairspray) and its combinations preposterous of fluorescent colors, it could be spotted from a distance. The
'Truzzi' in question was, as usual, staring with a critical eye on his friend James, his sucks you could not blame: James was a metalhead obsessive. He dished to everyone who passed him to pull his music that, more often than not, turned out to be nice just to his ears ...

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Lime Green Slouch Socks

entirely the fault of whiskey



A dark figure moved swiftly and silently in the dark. On the streets there was a slight mist lightly. The sinister figure entered a house through the back door. He opened a black bag and began to put in some items that he found on the furniture: a pair of wooden statuettes, clip, remote control and five albums of Bob Dylan that were on the stereo in the living room. Once finished filming for the home, the thief, very quietly left the house and ran away disappearing into the darkness.
Mr. Jones, the next morning awoke, got up and went into the living room. Let out a scream that was heard in the middle of the country. "My precious discs!"
"What is it dear? What happened? "Said the alarmed wife, who had been awakened with a start URL inhumane.
"My records! My precious discs. " Mr. Jones was a retired police officer, more than sixty, a huge fan of Bob Dylan, but despite his age, kept in good physical shape and still had a pretty athletic. Mrs. Jones was a distinguished lady who spent her his days making up the shield of an old worn chair.
A voice from out the window said: "What?" Was Mr. Williams: he was the retired cop most of the village busybody. He, like Jones, was more than sixty, were gentlemen, therefore, were known for many years. "I passed by here to do my morning run and I heard a scream, something happened ?"...
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

How To Make A Noose For A Coyote

When a school is really hot!


Prof. but was still saying no one was more to listen: we were all busy making folders, anxiously. There were those who had already prepared that pricked up his ears to hear the bell and even those who moved into the pews closest to the door, ready to shoot.
-Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! - The bell rang and a bunch of crazed buffalo broke down the door to get out of it piling up.
It was the last time: it was still missing two, those of Professor Ruffo in the gym. It was early June and it was hot, very hot, the air of holiday you could already breathe in high school Cubes Vicenza: the mood was quite relaxed, smiling at the thought that all would be short started the summer holidays and that the lessons were still gradually diminishing complexity.
I do not like the other courses in the gym: I went walking not too much of a hurry with my mates said Zoppillo Matteo Zoppi, Diego Gaspar and Veneta, whose surname inspired a lot of puns to prof. Gotthard geography.
hide a smile a bit 'behind our mocking imitation indifferent expression, in fact, that day we had concocted something: water balloon!

Cut Into Level 4 Cubefield

Video Games? No thanks!


was un'uggiosa day in mid-October. Fog and cool around us. To freeze out in the open was out, so I sat in my room with the PC turned on, stroking my Peter Rabbit, which I held in my lap, while a stream of thoughts invaded me without me to give them too much weight. Suddenly it opened a conversation window Messenger: Jonathan was telling me the release of a new role-playing game for the next day. I thought about who could be interested in my proposal to go to prove it. -Flashes of genius! Gianpietro that there will surely agree! - I left the room cautiously, trying to be the as natural as possible, I grabbed the cordless handset and returned to the room making sure that no case did the phone call I was going to do. Hastily composed so that the number sbagliai a couple of times. I finally managed to dial it right. A pair of endless rings and here it comes ...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Product Identification Number

eye for an eye - an eye for an eye



The door could not knock it down, nor could try to open it by forcing the lock, Michael also would have noticed his presence. Certainly he was not home at that hour, but on his return he saw the door forced. Jason would do anything to get into the house for a trap to Michael, then came out into the street, went into the alley beside the house and went up stairs on fire. On reaching the plane in which Michael lived crept along the ledge slowly. Fear of heights, but also still had a tremendous head. Felt he had to vomit, was ill. He looked down. He began to turn his head, his vision clouded more and more, until dark. For a few moments he saw nothing and went into a trance, it felt like fall.

The sight suddenly returned, it was still there on the ledge: the images were blurred for a while ', but what most impressed him is that the colors of the landscape were different from normal, other than an instant as they were before and things had a strange consistency. We gave a lot of weight. He continued to crawl along the ledge. He had the impression that it had expanded and could move more freely and comfortably. He arrived in front of a window, that the living room. She opened it without much difficulty. He entered the room, resting his feet on the desk before the window slid up the sheets, but did not fell anything. Gliding had dropped a piece, but it took care of it immediately, he had a lot of noise falling and stood a minute in absolute silence to hear if there was someone in the house or someone who had noticed his presence, then got up and started to pick up the paper and replace it when he realized that this was already on his desk, as he had found . Suddenly a cry startled him: he felt his heart in his throat, and headache amplify the slightest noise. Cold sweating with fright, but then realized it was just the white cat Michael. He went into the kitchen to look for a knife. As he walked down the hall began to feel the taste of blood in his mouth. His steps, though delicate and muted further from the carpet looked like the pickaxe in his head. He came into the kitchen and opened the cutlery drawer: began to select the knives. While looking for a blade sharp enough, picked up a butter knife, did not pay much attention, he observed the whole range of knives in the drawer and chose a rather large roast, which lent itself to being used as a weapon, rested the knife in his hand to take that choice when he noticed with astonishment and some fear that the knife in his hand just before it was butter, but it was a blade longer than a foot, razor sharp. He watched the knife just supported 'but I thought it was a butter knife!' he thought. He picked up the knife and returned to the hallway, headed toward the entrance. She leaned against the wall behind the coat rack near the front door close with a knife in his hand. He stood motionless for several hours to wait patiently for the arrival of his victim. The view occasionally fogged but then returned.
After an indefinite time, he heard the key in the lock slip. The key turned, Jason heard only the sound of the lock, for an interminable time that seemed much longer the wait before. The lock snapped. The taste of blood increased in the mouth of Jason, who began to feel terrible pains everywhere but especially in the back. Despite everything, however he kept the knife firmly in hand. The door slowly opened. Jason was struggling stand up, the images in his mind ran in slow motion. Michael saw a foot into the room. Jason raised his hand holding the knife and threw a piercing scream, just as the door was closing, the knife fell on the shoulder of Michael penetrate deeply. He was surprised, but it seems to break down until it began to feel a terrible pain and the cold steel that was extracted before being riaffondata abdomen. Michael spat blood and fell on the ground. The pain increased and Jason all began to sway, then in turn, the view is clouded and the light faded, put his hand on the wall, but this one passed away. Nothing seemed to have consistency and he fell back on the floor. It made him very badly. The light continued to fade and the carpet had turned to asphalt, hard and hot.

closed his eyes, but felt a flashing light and a car stopped right next to him. For a moment he opened his eyes and turned his head, was in the street, lying on the ground, there were many people around him who was kept away from the police and an ambulance arrived. He closed his eyes after a few seconds. He heard voices "But what happened?" Said one. "E 'fell down from the third floor of the building. Poor thing. "Answered another. It seemed the voice of Michael. He opened his eyes for a while but the figures were too confused, he seemed to recognize a black silhouette with a hat and a cigar in his hand. A shudder ran through the back of the terror, he could not understand, in a faint voice said, "Mm-mich ... tt-tu \u200b\u200bssei dead!" A long pause, "Ch-ch-what are you doing ..." He could not finish the sentence. The voices and noises around him became more confused and weak, then nothing.


END

How Much Should I Burn On Arc Trainer In One Hour

Chapter 4 - Chapter 3



After spending another night drinking, Jason awoke with a terrible headache. The clock was ticking like a hammer to the its neurons. He left the house to look for a job. He walked with a brisk, the road once again saw the poster of what was once his film. Anger rose in the body, a fit of madness invaded 'kill him'! "She ran to Michael's house, with furious eyes. He arrived on the doorstep "Bastardooooo!" Cried break the door. He stopped immediately and was speechless. There was none. He explored the whole house but nothing. He thought it right at that time could not be home, but even the maid? he heard footsteps at the door, a scream and shopping bags falling on the ground, had returned from the market, probably saw the broken door. Jason walked down the hall and running out the door by hitting her maid with a shoulder which fell rolling down the stairs. He left the house and ran down the street until they came to an alley where he turned to hide. His breathing was very heavy, a quiet voice and cool shadows, "Hey!" Said the voice. Jason jumped
"CCC-who you are!?" Shouted nervously. He saw a figure with his coat, a cigar in the mouth and a hat pulled down over his eyes. The figure was unrecognizable and his hat in the shadows, but he clearly saw that Jason had a gun in his hand it to him and was pointing at him. The man inhaled air the cigar, which lit up the tip
"I saw you, you know? I know that you had intentions ... "continued the cold voice, then the man came out from the shadow of the building" wanted to kill me! "Was Michael" I have seen it coming from the window as I left the house, so I went down the fire escape. "
"Tt-pull down that gun bastard!"
"Why did you want to kill me?" Was very provocative.
"I'll kill you bastard!" Michael waved his gun "Asshole you have mocked me! I trusted you! I put in your hands and you have betrayed me! "
" I I played cards on the table and have a clear conscience. I told you that you had to read everything ... but what happened to your face? Do not have a good wax! "Continued Michael.
Jason shouted and jumped on him, Michael ducked cleverly and with the butt of the gun hit him in the back. Jason fell to the ground unconscious.

He awoke several hours later, it was past noon by at least three or four hours, had been dragged behind a box deep in the alley. He saw beside him a cigar. He stood up. Staggering, but he had so much anger in that body began to scream, then cry. He left the alley and saw a police car that was standing in front of Michael's house. He began to run, did not stop until he reached the River. He sat on the shore and watched the water until the evening. When the sun got up and headed home, but not entered, wandered through the night and drank a lot.

The next morning he woke up on the floor. He still had a bottle in hand, the sun was high. He could not remember much, but little by little the memories began to resurface and was a lot of anger in his body, he decided that this time would kill him! It would be better organized el'avrebbe killed! He would not have failed as the day before.

He headed home Michael, of course. He ran with all the breath in his body but had a bad headache. The minimum noise thundered in his head like a bomb. He arrived at Michael's house: it was early afternoon, about two o'clock, did not meet anyone. There was silence on the stairs, but not in the head of Jason. He arrived at the door, it was new, and this time it was reinforced.
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How Do You Dispose Of Your Semen?

eye for an eye - an eye for an eye



"You are a coward! This is a low blow! Not from you I would never have expected, "said Jason, who was a bundle of nerves, while lighting a cigarette. There was a brief pause, in which, Michael, sitting in his chair, calmly lit a cigar, smiled:
"Well," he said, "I told you I read your entire contract, there was wrote everything. In detail. "
" I thought it was a simple drawing of the covenants that we had done before, there's more I should know? "
" Maybe ... in a nutshell? You do not have anything. Your work, the film, your projects, nothing. "Brief pause" All you've done, now belongs to me! "
" sooo?! Are you kidding me? "
" Well, my friend ... you learn to read and make you smarter ... better contracts
"Bastard! You lied to me! "
" I? No ... why? You did it all alone ... and then ... well ... I'm putting in your sixth factory as promised! "
" Fuck you "and left, slamming the glass door. The ring of debris that fell to the ground sounded briefly in the hallway leading to the exit.

out of the house of Michael, Jason went to the headquarters of his factory, he arrived, convinced he pointed towards the entrance, but the keeper stopped him: "Sir? You want something? "She said.
"Hello Mort "he said without even looking at him and went inside.
"Hey ladies! It can not go in there, I have to ask her out "
" Stop Mort not play the fool, "he said without either stopping or continuing annoyed over his shoulder.
The custodian began to follow him, "Lord will not force me to use force! I have to ask her to go! "
" Stop death, is not 'DAY! "
The Guardian caught up with him: he was a closet, with his big hand grabbed Jason's shoulder and said," You asked for it! Now go out immediately, you understand? "And threw him to the exit.
Jason fell to the ground, but got up immediately and rushed him to the keeper, furious. Mortimer's right to crop a deadly, Jason fainted.
He awoke several hours later. They had put in hand a bottle of Gin for not suspicious passersby: he was in an alley not far from the factory.
He left the alley, his face hurt. He went home reeling.
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Patty The Platypus Worth

Chapter 2 - Chapter 1




"I do not know Jason ... after your last investment I do not know what to do with you ... "
" I am aware of ... "Jason said, lighting a cigarette, pacing nervously in the living room" I need help, if not my factory will fail within a week "
" Ok, but ... we are talking about important figures: I mean ... two million dollars are not a small thing .. "Michael replied thoughtfully.
"So?"
"I need to sleep on it ..." he said, his dark green leather chair, taking a puff from his Cuban cigar and staring at the carpet on the floor of the living room. The only light came from half-closed shutters and white cat curled up asleep on the desk near the window at the center of it, documents and a checkbook with a pen next to black with chrome fittings, were illuminated by a lamp by the golden arm, the emerald green shade and switch chain. Jason
stubbed out his cigarette on the ashtray that was on the silver glass table and wrought iron that was in the middle of the room, after which, Michael said goodbye, took her coat and hat and went out. Michael was left alone, lost in thought.

The phone rang at the home of Jason, he rose slowly from the bed, the sun beat down from behind the curtains, the sheets stained and empty bottle of whiskey, were unequivocal evidence of the fact Jason had been drinking. Groping reached the phone, turned the whirling head:
"P-ready?"
"Hey ... I am ..." It was cold and distant voice rang loud in my ears that Michael the other "I decided to give you a hand , listen to me: you back on track and help you with debt you have accumulated. In return, I want half of your income and all rights to the film on which you have invested. "
" Oh shit, Michael, I do not know what to say ... ask me ... so I guess they have no other choice ... "
" Well, you I want to see me. In half an hour. "And hung up. Jason looked

the clock: two and a half. He dressed quickly and left the house. At three o'clock he was in Michael's house.
"What a beautiful wax," said Michael when he appeared in the doorway, where his friend was waiting.
"Let's go straight to the point .." He looked a little patient.
"Well, read and sign," he said, handing him a package leaves.
passed an infinitesimal time so that Jason could have read everything that he put his signature. Michael did not care.

the weeks went by. One day, Jason, walking, he noticed a poster stuck on the window of a cinema. He had strangely familiar. He recognized her: she was the poster of the movie had produced, except that the title was changed and was much more inviting and attractive. Continued for another two hundred yards and saw that the streets were plastered with posters that advertised all different but all the same film. Jason angrily muttered something and went to Michael's house.
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