Thursday, April 8, 2010

What Is Parody Diagnosis?

Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 3


At half past eleven in the morning Patrick's cell phone rang "Hello?" He said, rising from the bed sleepy.
"Hey!" Was James.
"Hey ... Hello James ... "had a voice that seemed to sleep had risen from a hibernation that lasted years.
"So, today?" There was a brief pause, Patrick was washing his face.
"Sorry?" The voice had become more alert, "Ah yes, today? Well a Truzzi not do much during the day, you can choose: either we go around to fuck, or do we go ... ah yes! "Had as lit" You could see ... ... you feel me now come to an apple, as my no are, I'll teach you a little 'dancing tecktonik, you do the facebook account and then you know that dress tonight you go hard! "
" Ah ... ok ... for now? " His tone sounded a bit 'confused.
"Come as well for the four"

At four in ten to James Patrick was already under house, rang the bell "Bortolon - Zordan," and went inside.
"Then," said Patrick "as the first thing you do ... well at least the comfortable clothes because it just can not do," opened a drawer and gave blacks of sweatpants and a gray shirt with short sleeves. James changed his "Yes, perfect ... well, too bad for the hair that just does not match anything, but maybe you do dye them ... so ... now we learn to do tecktonik okay?"
Jacopo was very embarrassed and gave only a "um" instead of "ok" or "good." The lesson began, Patrick began to house music blaring on his stereo, it was very monotonous, and began to teach the moves to his friend. The lesson went on for about an hour and a half, which changed only four songs, which seemed all the same to James. Despite his reluctance, the carrot made great progress learning a dozen moves, quite well. "Perfect! Oh old you're making great strides! Now you're ready to record! "
sorridette James:" Bon's next? "
" And now the old Facebook! Then you load the video for you tecktonik dance a "
James was unmoved, and in another situation immediately refused, but now began to take taste, he said he would think later. They created the Facebook account and settled for good, then Patrick looked at his watch: "Hmm we are ahead of schedule ... might as well join also on Netlog!" And so they did.
"Well, now that we have done everything we can begin to do a lot 'of photos to upload and heal a bit' look ..." I looked for good "... I have the thing for you ..." went to the bathroom and returned with a can of hairspray "... this is special! It is also glitter! "
" Yuck! "
" Fortunately you've just cut my hair! "
" Shit! "
" Come on, do your hair, to dress well ... and then ... DISCOOOO! "
It took about two hours to prepare and to choose the clothes. James put on a gel, then put on a shirt of blue smurf "Paul Frank" with the monkey half robot and half not, white pants, shoes and green phosphors. On the top put a very light pink vest, Patrick instead wore a shirt just like that red, and the monkey with the hockey player's helmet, pants green, purple and white shoes and a sweatshirt with the zipper open to see the face of the monkey, yellow highlighter. To crown their preposterous combinations, both wearing Carrera electric blue. After preparation, they did fifty photos, which all ended up in social-network in which the carrot was just writing.
"Well, where and especially now as we go," asked James.
"What a question! MAXXI "
" Away maxxi! It is full of Truzzi "
" You'll see that you have fun, my dad takes us, just come back, the bell rings and we go down "just fine
complete the sentence here is the sound of the bell. James felt a pang in my heart, but he resigned himself and his friend walked in wearing sunglasses, but took them off immediately because the black lenses did not see anything and ran into a column.
They climbed into the car, Patrick stood in front and put a CD of house music, his father died immediately rather irritated the radio and said, "Please! Already I get back from work and my son and I am a friend of his tanned like clowns! Is not even music! "
The journey continued in silence until they arrived in front of the club, went down and the father of Patrick said," will pick the one, ok? "
" Ok, hello dad "drove the car immediately . Patrick turned to James "So ... are you ready? Want to do a review of the moves? "
" No, no, come on, we enter. Before it ends, the better. "

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